go-fug
    "Hey guys, you totally didn't need to do this. Just sending a car would have been totally fine. No, seriously. Are you guys all right down there? This feels a little Colonial Imperialist to me...? Are you sure? You're sure you're sure? Okay. If you're sure...hey, dude on the right driver's side, there's a pothole right there. Watch your ankle! Please don't hurt yourself doing this. KATE, THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS."
    react: