Here’s the thing: Is it a bit bridal? Yes. Is it prettier and more unique than Kim Kardashian’s Fairly Obvious Royal Wedding Dress Of Truest True Love? Yes. At the very least KimKard could have surprised us, after putting us through all that. But, I digress. Is Chastain’s bridolatry — a word I just invented — appropriate? Also yes, because if anyone is a Bride of Hollywood right now, it is Jessica Chastain. I should warn her, though — I don’t know if the food at the reception will be very good. I’m not sure very many people chew anything in this town.