Well Played, Kirsten Dunst


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LAGERFELD: PET! Let me clutch you.

KIRSTEN: Hi, Karl. Dig my Ray Bans? They’re so Risky Business, so Tom Cruise.

LAGERFELD: Cruising is for drunk people. DO A SHOT OF LIFE.

KIRSTEN: I think I already did — it feels good to be out and about looking showered and cute.

LAGERFELD: How DIVINE you look. A vision in cranberry.  To touch you is to cleanse the urethra. SPIN.

KIRSTEN: It’s good, right? And the purple purse? I’m adorable!

LAGERFELD: If I’d never seen you before, I would say, “Dear GOD, who is that WOMAN? Send her a goldfish.”

KIRSTEN: That … means a lot, I’m fairly sure.

LAGERFELD: I can’t squeeze hard enough, Miss Scarlett. Promise me you’ll do it in the conservatory with the lead pipe.

KIRSTEN: You’re a kick.

LAGERFELD: Kicking is for the mobile, darling. BE A STATUE.

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