Well Played, Kim Kardashian


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There are those who feel we refuse to like ANYTHING if it’s on the back of Kim Kardashian. And I am so tempted for that to be true, but alas, I am about to ROCK those people’s WORLDS.

This might be really good. I KNOW. I said it, and I mean it. I can’t quite believe the Valentino people made the carpet black — didn’t they consider that half these ladies would wear black shoes that would totally blend in? — but that is’nt Kim’s fault, and she shouldn’t be punished for it. In fact, I like that dress, it suits her, and… I’m not mad at it. Please check the sky for oncoming locusts.

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  1. Kristen
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    LOVE/WANT this dress. She looks super cute. Jazzy non black shoes might have been fun.

  2. theotherjennifer
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    reserving judgement until I see the back. However, the length is good, the color is nice, and her boobage is covered up.

  3. Diana
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    She looks great!

  4. Claire
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    Nice call, Fug girls. Super feminine, classy, Mad-Men inspired glam.

  5. Stefanie
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    Oooooo I want this for myself! Hair and makeup is good too. Nice to see it toned down but i hate the nude lips!

  6. rizzle
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    Anyone else see the new Kartrashian swimsuit ad? Shockingly, her waist doesn’t appear as photoshopped in this one.

  7. Fatima
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    This dress is annoyingly perfect on her. See Kim, you don’t need to show massive cleavage to look good! I agree with Kirsten about the shoes.

  8. LoriK
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    I agree that she should have worn different shoes for reasons that have nothing to do with the carpet, but otherwise she does look cute. I feel like gravity is about to reverse itself because I said that. If she dressed like this all the time I’d find her a lot less annoying. I still wouldn’t like her, but I’d hate her less.

  9. Anna Svahn
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    Would have like to see something other than a nude lip but you’re right, she looks good.

  10. Carol
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    Props to Kim – no over sized cleavage coming for me, no GAH TOO TIGHT pants, no ladybits in agony. It’s an elegant look and she looks lovely!

  11. Trent
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    She’s still irritating as hell but DAMN that’s a cute dress.

  12. klp
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    Stefanie, YES. Why does she eschew color on her lips? WHY???

  13. Sabina
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    This is a gorgeous dress! She looks super classy in it and it seems to fit beautifully. She should go with this esthetic more often.

  14. Kelly O
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    I actually kind of love this, and it makes me question everything I thought I ever knew…

    See, Kimmy, THIS is what we call “fit” – not skin tight.

  15. LawyaGal
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    Cute dress, great, low-key hair. She looks the best she has in a while. I just wish she’d back off the slap, the girl looks lovely with less makeup…

  16. Gauthier
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    Wow. I love how her wearing a cute dress makes all the hate I’ve seen for her before just dissipate. I know you like to keep it just about the outfits, dear Fuggirls, but please, PLEASE stop helping this vile fecal sludge of a washed-up Barbie mutation get any more attention. It’s as if you would give a well-played to Chris Brown. There are certain people in my opinion who, because of their ugly, offensive nature, deserve no praise whatsoever. These people need to just disappear from the spotlight altogether and hopefully take the atrocious celeb/reality media worship with them, to be replaced by people with an actual moral compass and a genuine persona. Sorry for the rant.

    • CJ
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      No need to be sorry, Gauthier. I wholeheartedly agree.

      • Heather
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        The fact that you are comparing Kim Kardashian — annoying, but harmless — to a remorseless girlfriend-beater is frankly crazy to me. I can’t defend her, particularly; I don’t enjoy her, I don’t find her to have any talents or societally useful qualities. But she doesn’t hit people and then get angry when people wonder why she never said sorry.

        We are a site that covers celebrity fashion. We can’t control which celebrities leave the house and what they are wearing. What we’ve got is what we’ve got; what inspires us to write is what inspires us to write. We don’t know these people. We have absolutely no real knowledge of their moral compasses. And I think it’s the height of hyperbole to compare her gunning for fame, and idiotic engagement/wedding, to Chris Brown’s behavior.

    • Basia
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      Not including the Chris Brown references, I couldn’t have said it better myself, Gauthier. I LOVE you Fug Gals, but really…Have the Kardashians bought you out, as well? Your readers wouldn’t miss anything, I don’t think, if you were not to acknowledge them (The K Klan) in your postings…

    • Hima
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      Yes, please do not compare featuring any of the Kardashians — who are just kind of pointless to me – to featuring Chris Brown. In my opinion, comparing the two really lessens the impact of the terrifying nature of domestic violence.

      In that vein, can we also please stop mentioning CB when Rihanna is fugged? Judging her for her clothing/hair choices is totally fine. Judging her for anything else — victim-blaming, victim-judging, etc – always leaves a sour taste in my mouth. (Heather and Jessica, I have noticed that you have stopped doing that, so thank you).

      • Hima
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        I’m sorry. I am having issues with my comment – specifically the parenthetical. If I had an issue with a previous post, i should have emailed. Sorry again.

    • Jacq
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      Wait – what? Did you just compare a fame-hungry celeb guilty of nothing more than being a bit of a dick with a guy who beats up women? Seriously?

    • I.K.
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      I think your comment is pretty ugly and offensive, and I ain’t even gonna explain why because Heather already did. Yeah you need to be sorry…

    • Scanderoon
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      Go Heather! I agree that Gauthier’s comment was really unwarranted.

      I mean, even calling someone “fecal sludge” – really? Sure she’s tiresome and should stop shoving herself in the public’s faces, but she hasn’t done anything truly reprehensible.

  17. TaraMisu
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    Dammmmmit! She actually looks good….

    *ducks*

  18. Kate
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    Thanks, Fug Girls, for proving me wrong. And I agree, Kim looks really good here. I also agree with the other folks who would’ve preferred some color on her lips, but overall really nice.

  19. PeggyO
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    Right there with you. I loathe all things Kardashian, but I have to give it up for this look. And when she’s done with it, that dress can come live with me.

  20. vandalfan
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    Fine from the neck down, though I question a full skirt on an ample-hipped body. But her tightly pulled ponytail, heavy kohl rimmed eyes, invisible lips and all the cosmetic nasal surgery reminds me of- I’m sorry- a rat. All she needs is whiskers.

    • TereLiz
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      I have an ample-hipped body, and dresses in this shape are my best friend. I am also tall and small enough on top I can wear a size 4 in a dress like this, which does wonders for my self-esteem. No one notices how much the skirt bells out because it shows off a tiny waist and hides my fat thighs. Win-win.

      Kim should wear fewer body-con dresses, imo, and find more full skirts!

      • Maretha2
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        As another hourglass-shaped women with ample hips, I am thankful that KimK has engendered some appreciation for the rounder figure. And I love full skirts that show off a tiny waist and cover not so tiny thighs.

        KimK looks marvelous here, and as this is a site about judging celebrity fashion where all talented and not-so-much talented Fuggers are welcome. You’re not forcing us to watch her show or buy her clothes or approve of her personal choices. I endorse all witty writing about Fuggery, wherever it may lie.

  21. Stephanie
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    Can’t believe I am using “lady-like” in reference to Kim K. I love that dress!

  22. Bubba
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    beautiful dress, I’d like to own that myself!

  23. Willow
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    I can’t believe it’s not bodycon!

  24. Breenah
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    That is gorgeous! And if they wanted to be “fancy” with the carpet they should have done silver or something.

  25. Tracy L
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    Great dress, i agree. However, if you zoom in you will see that her eyelashes look…freaky and awful.

  26. Karen
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    You called this one right, Girls. I can’t find a thing to fault about it. It’s lovely, flattering, and fits her perfectly.

    I will now set my clock for tomorrow’s apocalypse, which is clearly upon us.

  27. Mikki
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    I suppose even Kim gets it right once in a blue moon – but I’m sure that her next outfit will be the usual too-tight fugliness, and the world will right itself on its axis once again!

  28. La Fifie
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    Even a blind chicken gets a peck of corn now and again.

    I love this dress! Saying that in relation to a kardashian reminds me of the 7 plagues that we discuss at Passover and that perhaps the plagues are returning.

  29. kindakute
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    Cute dress. It is quite painful to look at her from the neck up. I prefer her fugliness to encompass her entire ensemble, this is too disorienting.

  30. Jacq
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    Lovely dress, and the overall look – with all the makeup – just makes me think for the eleventy millionth time that she would be stunning if we did remove 95% of the warpaint.

    I agree with those of you praising this skirt style on somebody with hips. I’ve got a classic hourglass figure and often wear this kind of dress, and I’m never not complimented when I wear it. It is so flattering if you’ve got curves.

  31. humboldtjackson
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    god, i guess it looks good but i wish ann southern was wearing it. AND I’M ONLY 46.

  32. Chrissy
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    Yes, it’s a nice dress. I just feel like it’s wasted on her, because she is so irritating.

  33. Sandra
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    Add me to Team I Want That Dress For Myself. You can’t really go wrong with pretty and lady-like.

  34. elle
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    It’s fine that you think she looks good, but frankly my dears, I don’t give a damn. I’m sick of looking at Plastic Kim.

  35. moi
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    Some hilarious comments here. I wonder if anyone’s high horse teetered on their soap box whilst posting? (MEOW)

    The dress rules and her overall look here is pretty much flawless. Annoying but true!

  36. Cat
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    I covet this dress. Kardashian aside, she looks great. I would love it if she came to the realization that you don’t need to have your T&A out there all the time in skin-tight, low cut dress– she looks fab here. I hate the nude lip, but really, I can hardly complain. I want that dress!

  37. The Fugger
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    …not only does Kim Kardashian actually look pretty, we have Heather actually defending her. (Rightly so, though – while I prefer to not acknowledge the presence of either, Kim is nowhere near Chris Brown. Whatever you want to say about her, at least she hasn’t based the past three years of her career off of assaulting her SO just before a major awards ceremony.)

    …and here I was thinking that December 21 wasn’t going to be for another nine months.

  38. Sajorina
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    That is a very nice dress worn by a not very nice woman, but still a beautiful dress!

  39. Guerra
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    Fabulous!!

  40. Lilibet
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    Valentino is still Valentino: chic, demure, tres charmant. And obviously Valentino can make anyone – and I mean anyone – look feminine and elegant.

  41. NYCGirl
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    Putting the fact of who’s wearing it aside, I’m still not crazy about it–too animal print-adjacent for my taste.

  42. karanakau
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    This just goes to show that Valentino can make any common whore look classy – in this case a high class call girl.
    Thank you and good night..

  43. Lily1214
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    Kimmie-girl, those stripes on the skirt make you look w-i-d-e across.

  44. Bo
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    God she has ruined her face. What an absolute waste, she was lovely to begin with. She’s beginning to look like she is her mother’s sister.

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