Sorry, kids — no Pacey at this event. Although I enjoy Skeptical Dude In Window as a temporary stand-in. He seems so unimpressed!
Which is insane, because — leaving aside her hair, which looks a bit like the Xanadu character Heather and I refer to as DILDO HEAD — girlfriend looks like a goddess. Bonus points for keeping her wine in frame. NEVER leave your friends out of the picture, am I right?