In which I am reminded anew that Salma Hayek’s assets are both prodigious, and probably tough to wrangle on occasion. Even this yacht-sized water taxi –or,  yacht-sized yacht; I’m unclear — appears to be doubling as a backboard of sorts to provide posture relief. If she’s weary of it, I’ll gladly register my chest as a charity so it can accept donations. Just something to think about, Salms. Can I call you Salms? … No? All righty then.

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