I was tempted to make this an Unfug It Up, but it seemed too easy:

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
Without the knot, maybe it’s just a nice mini-dress with a Grecian skirt. With it, though, it looks like a quick fix in the car to cover up the fact that she knocked a decanter of red wine into her lap — or worse, a hastily constructed adult diaper. And if there’s one thing in life aside from your house that you don’t want built in a hurry, it’s probably your adult diaper.