Here’s the big problem with Nicki’s outfit:
I really just don’t give a shit.
Best post ever. I love you.
BAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I heart you.
I wish you could hear the snort I just emitted. So sincerely. I love you, J.
Couldn’t agree more.
Judging by her expression, neither does she.
My sentiments exactly.
There is nothing unique or inventive about this outfit. It is just ugly.
I kind of want to lick her hair.
It looks like cotton candy on an acid trip.
The fact I no longer balk when someone wears a catsuit saddens me.
I can’t stand Nicki Minaj, so I hate myself for saying the red pipe-cleaner (or whatever that is) lingerie outline over the lace bodysuit looks kind of cool.
It looks like the girls are wearing a blown-up version of Sally Jessy Raphael’s signature red glasses. Or that she got tangled up in Spiderman’s web. And from the close-up of the shoes on Jezebel, those are the same ones that Serena wore on Letterman that y’all posted here. Serena wore them better. Correction, Serena wore EVERYTHING better.
I’ve never heard a Nicki Manaj song nor seen her perform — all I know of her are red carpet photos. And she usually looks as if she just finished sucking on a lemon.
Dear God in heaven, I just noticed the left arm — that looks like a Photoshop victim. And now that I look at the photo again, all that weaving/piping draws my eyes straight to her ladybits.
Her pose makes her look like a very sad teapot
I do care a little bit about the black troll doll head on her vag area.
Is that Christmas tinsel that they used for the piping? Ew. That sounds itchy.
Actually I think she might be making that face because she NEEDS to give, er, take one…
Seriously. Best post ever. And so true. No more shock, dismay, judgment, nothing. I am nothing about/for/whatever her.
Perfect post is perfect.
She looks like a dress form with the pattern tape still on it.
Best post ever.
Her legs should have the red outline of garters and stockings. Go big or go home.
Agreed. The outline reminds me of the Madonna “Immaculate Conception” tour art for some reason.
Brilliant post. Haha!
I feel that artists like Minaj and Gaga and Rihanna and Spears cover up their ‘average’ talent with theatrical fashion. I guess we can thank Madonna for that.
How true. And Madonna’s still doing the same old thing as always.
Perfectly, Perfectly said. You summed it up so brilliantly
Even she could not be any less impressed…
Perfect post, Jessica! Just perfect!!!
Why is she dressed as a drag queen meter maid?
The 6 year old was waltzing by and said, “What’s all that yellow stuff?” I replied it was her hair. He said, “Oh no. No no. I do NOT want to look at that any more. Turn it off.” Brilliant commentary.
I imagine the inspiration for this ensemble came from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vagina.
She truly looks like the back-end of a bus.