Oh my god, you guys, I just CAN NOT:
I want to stab you in the arm with a plastic fork, Jessica Szhor. What is even happening here? That is a Spanx-brand body slimmer you just bought for $49.99 at Macy’s and it is supposed to go UNDER ANOTHER DRESS. I can only surmise that your headscarf is designed to HOLD YOUR BRAIN IN .
