It’s so wonderful that Kim Kardashian has taken some time off after her wedding from the media frenzy to spend precious moments with her new husband, Kris Whoever, just the two of them. How can you doubt that their marriage is based on anything but true love and the need to spend the rest of their lives together — in or out of the public eye?

Oh, WAIT.

Well, at least she brought her one true love along with her:

It’ll never let her down.