Yes, Fug Nation, that IS a collection of stains on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s shirt. Somebody get him a Shout wipe endorsement deal, stat.
You guys, has Jason Lewis done… something… to his face? It’s just not looking right to me.
I agree. Has he had Botox? An eye lift? He looks like he’s trying to arrest his aging somehow.
This was my first thought as well. I think something’s definitely been tightened and pulled up a bit around the eye area. Maybe he’ll look normal again once it’s settled, and I’ll stop being afraid that he wants to eat my soul.
I guess stains are the new Rodarte..
Oh thank GOD. From just the thumbnail, I though Joaquin (in the glasses) was Fassbender, and I was HUGELY concerned.
Zac looks great, and I think Smith Jerrod looks fine. (Also: FOINE.) But yes, zomg, this Maika girl totally looks like a Boobs Legsly wannabe in that pic! Sad part is, she’s gorgeous all on her own, and that dress could have been too, if the random peekaboo midriff had just been filled in like the rest.
Is PSH just too much of a ‘serious actor’ to be groomed? Dude, we’d still think you had acting chops if you scrubbed up a bit. On a double-standard note, if there was a female equivalent of him traipsing around looking like that on a regular basis, she would not get a look-in in Hollywood for the quality kind of projects he does, let alone be shipped off to the Venice Film Festival to represent something.
The guys who service my car dress better than this for work.
He goes to my gym. He kinda looks like this all the time.
Yep, I’ve had more PSH spottings than any other actor/celeb since I started living in NYC; he generally looks pretty homeless.
Sidenote: recently re-watched Twister and realized that was HIM in it – such an amazing discovery.
You wouldn’t think Willem Dafoe’s mouth could look any wider than it does normally… Amazingly, he doesn’t even look creepy with that ‘stache, just like a nice man with creative facial hair.
I am delighted to see Joaquin Phoenix grow out of his homeless period and return to acting, which he *IS* good at!
Joaquin Phoenix is hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt. But I think he and PSH were hittin’ the open bar before this photocall.
PSH doesn’t drink. He’s an alcoholic and he gave up the drink years ago. I think PSH is in fact just a slob.
Whoa! So much for the Anonymous part!
My first thought on PSH is that he’s sweating or has been sweating and is desperately in need of a fresh shirt (among other things), a towel and some air conditioning.
Willem Dafoe is really aging nicely, isn’t he?
I was just thinking a very similar thought! It’s like he appeared looking this age & hasn’t changed a bit. Weird.
The more I see of him, the more I think he’s creepily handsome. That handlebar on him is surprisingly arousing.
I agree! He’s working it.
Dafoe just gets better as he ages. But seriously, how can that Fu-Manchu be sexy? And yet it is. I’m sure it’s the Dafoe factor.
Gosh, I can hardly wait to fall asleep tonight–I’m sure I won’t be having any bad dreams about Jason ACK Lewis. What IS he?? I mean, aside from the obvious.
Yup, BOB has nothing on him.
OMG Pierce Brosnan!!!
That is all. Thank you.
Remington Steele yes, but with a dash of The Matador. Hotter now than when he was perfect!
Ah, Pierce Brosnan. Thank you.
Jason Lewis is scaring the crap out of me.
Can we start a petition to demand that Zac rid himself of all facial hair? I know he’s desperate to be taken seriously but damn that boy needs to be clean-shaven.
Jason Lewis is crizing – it’s like smizing but craycray
Totally. He’s got Winona Ryder on a Red Carpet eyes going on here.
There is no excuse for PSH’s appearance. He should have been sent home with a note. An embarrassment to all Americans.
Thank you for Pierce Brosnan. What a beautiful man, always classy.
The rest, I don’t care.
Agree 100%. Pierce is showing PSH and Joaquin how it’s done. The latter two look like horses’ backsides. If you aren’t going to respect the fans (who put you in the financial position to look homeless inside your multi-million dollar mansion) then have some self respect and at least wipe off the drool.
“Brosnan” should totally be a verb.
And Willem Dafoe has an extraordinary hair. (Andrew Garfield, behold your future!)
OK, Willem Dafoe has more than “an” extraordinary hair.
When PSH is in a movie I want to jump through the screen and bask in his acting aura. Sadly, I think we need to start a celebrity rehab/grotesque sexual scandal/arrest clock for him.
Whoa Jason Lewis. Holster that Blue Steel and stick with what you’re good at. Which is removing your shirt.
And Pierce. Good to know we can always count on Pierce.
Squeee! Remington Steele!
PSH! Holy smokes, dude. Wow. This is a cry for help…..and for someone to show him how to do laundry.
Smith Jerrod. I have one word: botox. I really feel like his face is frozen and still settling in.
Joaquin Phoenix…..good grief, lad. At this point…..I feel like he’s just asking for attention……he’s a good actor so what’s with all the shenanigans????
William Dafoe’s mustache is practically a force of evil. That thing is creeping me the hell out!
Pierce…..you are my one consolation in this slideshow. Thanks for being still oh so handsome!
You guys, I think that’s just how J.Lew’s face IS. It’s odd, for sure, which maybe is why he’s not the superstar you’d expect with those components. But I don’t think he’s had work done, the dude can’t help it. He is the living personification of Blue Steel.
PSH’s expression is so great. It completely matches my second-hand embarrassment for him although I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give a flip. He doesn’t just looked rumpled and charming, he actually looks dirty. Yuck. And this is coming from a huge fan of his.
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I weirdly think that mustache is very flattering on Willem Dafoe. Handsome!
So, Zac Efron was there with a date… That explains why The Fugdgens was there looking all well put together! She’ll be back to her fugly shenanigans when he’s not around!
Young Efron must be the long lost son of Rob Lowe! Uncanny likeness.
I think they all look pretty good. Love the writing on this blog – but a few low blows in this post maybe (Paul Thomas’s hair….)?
That said, maybe botox would explain Jason Lewis’s expresssion….
Ahh…Pierce Brosnan. Much better.
Hoffman gets a pass. I’d trade 99% of the pretty with 10% talent, for his 100% stained talent any day.
There is no legit excuse for PSH to be looking the way he looks. None. Even if he didn’t have a stain on his shirt, that “outfit” would still be unacceptable on the red carpet!!!
PHS looks like I looked when I stayed home from work with the stomach flu.
Talent doesn’t make up for manners. It’s simply good manners to wear clean clothes to any event really. And it’s not difficult either.
If this series of photos doesn’t perfectly capture the difference between men and women in Hollywood I don’t know what does.
My immediate reaction to that second photo of Jason Lewis was to burst out laughing.