HOLY COW. Would someone go outside and check the trees to make sure there are no pigs stuck in them? Because Jennifer Aniston not only ISN’T wearing black, she is wearing PINK:

Le Chasseur de Primes - Paris Premiere

I am THRILLED she’s branching out. I’m sure right now someone is writing an article in which Jennifer’s transition into color is being ballyhooed as proof that she is: (a) in love with Gerard Butler and feeling alive for the first time since the advent of Brangelina, (b) is in stage 73 of a very, very, very long-range and highly amorphous revenge plan vis a via Brangelina, (c) is knocked up.

Option C will be bolstered by the following:

Le Chasseur de Primes - Paris Premiere

I think we’ve all read enough articles about Aniston’s eight-hour-long, tear-soaked yoga workouts to know that she has a GREAT body. And if all this excess fabric is doing HER no favors, I shudder to think how it would look on someone else. That being said, there’s a lot I like about this dress, especially the color. So I feel like it can be fixed: in other words, please put on your Rachel Zoe hat and get to work!