The thing is, I actually think this dress is gorgeous.

I just wish it were a halter top. Somehow, on her body, the deep vee is looking a little pageant — and unfortunately, is also turning her torso into an International House of Boob Pancakes. (To be clear, that is not her body’s fault. It’s just that the steep front cut can be a tougher sell on ladies with a fuller cup size.) Throw in the somewhat messy hairstyle, and… basically, this doesn’t seem to be servicing any of the available glories to their fullest.

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