This is so distracting to me. No matter how many times I see the picture, and no matter how many times I have told myself it’s part of the dress, I ALWAYS stop for a second and wonder if Olivia Wilde is trying to abscond with somebody’s linen napkin. It’s like she got tagged by somebody’s renegade bridal shower — a roving group of ladies, bored of toilet paper gowns, making outfits out of household items and then stapling them to people’s torsos. But what of the other stuff she sported this weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival? For me, I think it was a miss, a hit, and then somewhere in between. Which seems to average to a C grade, but maybe Fug Nation grades on a curve.