JON BON JOVI: HA haaaaaa.
TIGER WOODS: Heh. Heh-heh.
DAVID COOK: YEEAAAAAAAH.
JBJ: Hilarious, man.
TIGER: Yeah! Uh, what is?
DAVID: I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M HERE BUT I AM SO GLAD I CAME!
JBJ: Good joke, Tiger, man. CLASSIC.
TIGER: … Did I say anything?
DAVID: BANANAS! WOULD BE DELICIOUS RIGHT NOW BUT IT ALSO APPLIES TO THIS SITUATION!!!
JBJ: LOVE the balls it takes to be outed as a total womanizer, and then show up at an event WEARING a woman’s blouse from 1984. You have mad stones, Woods.
TIGER: I… do? Uh, I mean, I do. I DO. HAR.
JBJ: You look like David Silver. Who I believe WAS a woman’s blouse from 1984.
TIGER: A 90210 reference from Jon Bon Jovi feels misplaced.
DAVID: NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE EVER BEEN FUNNIER!!!!!
TIGER: I’m pretty sure I’m not inviting you guys next year.
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