The X-Fugs


I feel underqualified to write this post. Jessica recapped The X-Files for years and I only casually watched, so she would have countless obscure Dana Scully references to make and all I can remember is that there was cancer and maybe a baby, and she had red hair, and for a season or so said the line, “This cancer is invading my body,” about a hundred times. None of which really applies to Gillian Anderson’s problems here (I hope):

Unless she stayed up all night watching an X-Files marathon, and it turned her into such a paranoid hermit that she couldn’t shop for this premiere, so instead she sloppily pinned up a bedsheet that she hemmed with her teeth. As if we wouldn’t notice, Gillian. The truth IS out there, you know.
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