Whoa. Taylor Momsen’s patented “Someone just decked me in the face. Twice!” eye make-up has reached new heights. (Lows?)

The Pretty Reckless Perform At The NYLON Party At The PUMA Social Club

She looks a bit like a panda, and while I am about a month behind on my glossy magazines, I am quite sure none of them are advocating showing up anywhere dressed like an endangered species.

Her outfit is….well, imagine the most Taylor Momsen-y outfit ever, and then remove half of it:

The Pretty Reckless Perform At The NYLON Party At The PUMA Social Club

YOU ARE ONLY SIXTEEN. THIS IS SO UNSEEMLY. PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. THIS IS NOT SAUCY. IT IS GROSS. Not to sound like a crotchety old lady — I know, I know: too late — but you have THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (or, the whole of your twenties) to dress like you just escaped from a production of Cabaret as costumed by Courtney Love. You need to leave yourself something to look forward to! DO THAT FORWARD LOOKING IN SOME PANTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.