The Fugness. Sort of.


Mary-Kate Olsen went the Alicia Keys route last night at a screening/party for The Wackness, which I didn’t even know she was in, and modeled multiple outfits. First, we got this little number:

Very Mary-Kate and kind of cute in that in Mary-Kate Belted Her Bathrobe Again kind of look that she tends to go for. People, let’s be honest: we’re all just really glad she’s not dressed like she rolled out of the Dumpster behind Starbucks anymore. Also, is that…do I see…could she be about to…SMILE?

OH MY GOD SHE CAN STILL SMILE. Clearly, all she needed was for Access Hollywood to pay some attention to her. Apparently M-K’s got a raging crush on Billy Bush and finally things look like they might be working out! Congrats, you two crazy kids! This is a romance for the ages — I can’t wait until they run off together and get married. Us Weekly is going to lose their shit. What will we call them?  Bary-Kate? Bolsen? Mary-Killy? It’s so exciting!

Anyhoodle, clearly flush with the thrill of at last realizing her one greatest romantical dream, Mary-Kate decided she felt comfortable showing some leg….


In her grandmother’s belted housedress. OH MARY-KATE. One step forward, two steps back, eh? Meet me behind the Dumpster tomorrow and we’ll talk it through. Make mine a Venti.

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