Katherine Heigl should be concerned.
Katherine Heigl leaves her hotel in Manhattan

[Photo: Splash News]

Because when I saw this in thumbnail-size, I thought, “Yes, just another Wednesday with Crazy Ol’ Sharon Stone, wearing a scarf as long as her resume.” Fashioning oneself in Sharon’s image could be fun on Halloween, say, or as part of a drinking game. But when you’ve just finished up a “Please love me, I’m really very nice-adjacent” press tour, it’s a bit of a weird move. And Katherine’s hair confirms for me that, in fact, everything is NOT better deep-fried. I could’ve lived out my crotchety days without that realization. Thanks a beltload, Katherine.