The Fugly Hunter

JENNIFER ANISTON: Wait, where do you want us to stand?

GERARD BUTLER: Over where?

JENNIFER: ALL the way over there?

GERARD: But if we stand over there, you won’t be able to take our picture! You’re gonna want a shot of this! She’s dressed like she’s attending the annual Hot Topic Vampire Prom for Grades 7-10!

JENNIFER: And he’s TOTALLY going to grab my ass six to twelve separate times!

GERARD: You guys are gonna NEED THAT PICTURE!