You’d think the worst thing about Sharon Stone’s new look was her “I did this by myself with my nail clippers at four in the morning after six Harvey Wallbangers and a cup of gravy!” haircut, wouldn’t you?

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But that’s only because you haven’t seen the rest of it:

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Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. You’re supposed to be ADVISING Lindsay Lohan, not taking fashion tips from her.