The To-Fug List

Well, I know the hacky joke I can make: “Her to-do list reads, “Buy a new dress. ZING.”

But really, this does feel like the fruits of a desperate Vegas shopping spree to find an elopement dress. In fact, judging by this, I think her chest gave up the hunt and just went to the spa and wrapped themselves in hot towels.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (19):

  1. ohsohappy

    I can’t see one redeeming quality in this dress. It’s simply awful.

  2. HelenBackAgain

    This just in:


  3. A.J.

    That dress looks as god awful as that movie does.

  4. Laura

    I’ve heard nothing but good things about Parks & Rec, but she just seems so smug to me. Based on that alone, I don’t care for the dress.

  5.  hillary l.

    You know…I’m actually pleased to see her in a mini-dress. And I like the heels. Is it the heat??

  6. witjunkie

    I mean, I get the idea of it, but…yeah, why with the nipples. It looks like when people pushed the boobs in of those old plastic mannequins.

  7. Aj

    Ugly dress. Cute smile. Much is forgiven her, but Calvin Klein remains in the doghouse.

  8. Tiffany

    It is like they said, “what are the most beautiful parts of the female body? Let’s fug em up!”

    This dress is an insult to womanhood!

  9. Sajorina

    She’s the cutest thing, with a great body and awesome shoes, so why put her in this god awfulness? Someone needs to be fired for this! And I can’t wait to see the movie… The cast is awesome and it was written and directed by Maggie Carey, Bill Hader’s wife!

  10. Art Eclectic

    Why does this dress even exist?

    Ok, I’ll say one thing nice – nothing is sheer and I can’t see any lady bits.

  11. Francesca

    No, but really, these bridesmaids’ dresses are perfect because you can wear them out again for cocktails. Seriously, what happened to Calvin Klein designs? They used to be so chic and cool, now thy’re pretty much cubicle-wear dresses and ill-fitting strapless fuglies.

  12. fritanga

    What is it with all these heinous “80s Dresses That Won’t DIE!”?

    And I guess Plaza doesn’t own a mirror, because, yecch.

  13. Erica Ro

    I just hate when it looks like they chopped off the bottom of the hem with scissors 5 seconds before. It’s like a last-ditch effort to draw attention away from the dress and to her nice legs. Didn’t quite work.

  14. Heather

    Aubrey, you are so, so pretty and have highly enviable, very shiny hair, and gorgeous skin and a smokin’ bod and I really like your makeup here. You also seem smart and nice (in spite of your cranky exterior which I appreciate). So (1) don’t wear any more ugly dresses and (2) those are prom shoes. There. Girlfriend advice from someone who doesn’t know you, but wants you to succeed.

  15. googler

    Dresses like this amaze me, because there is a Fug chain of command where nobody stepped in and intervened.
    1) Someone designed this. Someone actually though “hey, capsized looking breast seams is a GREAT idea!”
    2) Someone saw the design and said “make it!”
    3) Someone said “let’s put it on the runway!”
    4) Some stylist saw it and said “Hey, let’s put it on Aubrey!”
    5) Aubrey said “ok, I’ll wear it!”
    6) Nobody stopped her from walking out the door in it

  16. One of the Leahs

    I’m going to be contrarian on this one and say that the only really bad thing in this dress is the wacky bodice. The color is nice and subtle, and the peplum is nicer than most.