Full marks to Rooney Mara: It’s tough sledding having to grow out that Lisbeth Salander look (they are not, per IMDb, filming the other two movies right now; I don’t even know if they’ve been greenlit), but she committed, and she’s figuring out how to deal. Not that she really needs my kudos; I hear she’s great in the movie, so I’m pretty sure professional success is keeping her plenty warm at night without the addition of a quilt woven from bloggy accolades.

All that said, I am not loving The Girl With The Crate & Barrel Gift Card And A Sewing Machine. Come examine it with me.

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