There is something so cheesy about this gown.
And I don’t mean the color; that’s less fromage than it is the color of a textbook that’s been overzealously highlighted by a paranoid ninth-grader. But the studs and the peekaboo and the short front zipper and the knee curtains… it feels like something a Real Housewife would wear to the Grammys, along with about two kegs’ worth of bronzer and nine pounds of hair.
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