The Fugmaster


Abort, Analeigh. ABORT.

You’re supposed to STITCH the needlepoint canvas before you turn it into a dress.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (24):

  1. Sandra
    +6

    Word(s).

  2. Karen G
    +7

    Is that a needlepointless dress with a sheer apron?

  3. kittenmittens
    +2

    Why is there an apron? It wouldn’t look good without it, but it’s a strange feature. I also don’t get the lining being just a few inches shorter than the dress. I understand with long dresses, that they want to show a lot of leg and have a long dress at the same time. This makes no sense with a short dress.

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +2

      I think it’s an actual slip, under a totally sheer dress.

      Which, I’m glad she’s wearing one, but why wouldn’t anybody choose a black slip, if they’re going to put on this monstrosity over it?

  4. Daenerys
    +4

    Call me crazy- but there is a germ of a good idea here. Get rid of that ridiculous apron, give it a v-neck, get rid of the zig-zag stitch on the wrists, BETTER SHOES, hair and make-up- and of course, a nice bracelet.
    Well, I did say it was just a germ.

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +1

      I actually like the fabric, just not for a dress. It could be a great accent. Maybe as side panels on palazzo pants, that only show while walking, that sort of thing.

    • DelusionalLeggings
      +2

      She is wearing dyed to match bridesmaid shoes. My junior high self would have coveted those so hard.

  5. Frances
    +6

    “Abort” in the headline and the upward curve of the waist band that creates the illusion (?) of a bump just combined in my head to make me think the fug girls were saying something that shocked the heck out of me. And then I looked at the actual dress. Now I need to go lie down.

    • HKS
      +1

      Haha! I totally had a similar reaction to the word “abort” and the weird apron/bump area of her dress. So you’re not crazy. Or we’re BOTH crazy.

  6. julyol1972
    0

    Not even Tyra Banks would approve of the “just rolled out of bed, no makeup, unbrushed hair” look. Add the ugly mesh, maternity-apron dress, and this whole affair is just wrong.

  7. Miranda
    +2

    Wikipedia tells me she was a figure skater. Maybe this is a leftover outfit from her long program tribute to Princess Grace, the avid needlepointer.

  8. Goldfish
    +2

    The shoes at first glance made it look as though she had horrible, razor-sharp pointy feet and she was standing barefoot in attack position.

  9. Rowynn
    +6

    You know, if you’ve bought yourself a dress that requires a second dress to be worn underneath it, and if the underneath dress looks like it might be better than the top one because the top one is just STUPID… well, maybe the whole thing was a bad idea.

  10. BlueRidge
    +5

    I’m so glad my first name doesn’t start wit Anal.

  11. BlueRidge
    0

    with*

  12. JenAK
    +4

    I think … I think that is separates. Why she would put them on her body this way and leave the house I cannot say, but I think that they are a blouse tucked into a skirt. Am I crazy? Does anyone else see that?

  13. DelusionalLeggings
    +7

    Is this a maternity outfit or is this an optical illusion? Because I don’t want an illusion dress that makes me look with child.

  14. Tiffany
    +6

    I really dislike “Nude” fabric that isn’t actually the color of HEALTHY flesh, but rather that of a corpse or someone with jaundice. The slip appears to be a very sad yellow color. I don’t think a peachy or pinky nude slip would have saved this, but at least it wouldn’t make her look ill.

  15. yeahandalso
    +2

    it’s a good thing she went to acting because she has a very good personality but she never photographs well. Girl, get some lipstick and stop making Meredith Gray face in all your pictures.

  16. Lily1214
    +2

    No, no, no. Again, a dress wearing her.