The Fug Factor


It makes me feel surprisingly better to note that Nicole Scherzinger can’t find a cape that doesn’t make her look like she’s wearing a tablecloth EITHER. Stars ARE just like us.

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  1. SKS
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    Woah. The black only on top makes her look like she has a floating head (in the small version of the pic, anyway), and the red makes it look like a graduation gown. :S

    That said, I’m loving the expression on her face. I think she’s about to break into song.

    • Orange Clouds
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      I think it’s more a case of Batgirl looking for the Bat signal.

  2. jenny
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    It looks look a dress cape for Jean-Luc Picard and the rest of the Enterprise crew

    • glee
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      To me, it has a Spider-man feel/look to it. But yes, Startrek also.

    • CranAppleSnapple
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      Yeah! I was thinking she looked like the usual red shirt cannon fodder, but from a different species. They are an equal opportunity employer.

    • robyn
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      Absolutely the first thing I thought of:

      Star Trek: next generation does couture

  3. Rayna
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    Tablecloth, schmablecloth, what’s up with the scaly, reptilian leather yoke?

    Remove that, and she’s basically OK with the rest.

  4. Vandalfan
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    Star Trek indeed, and the red shirts were always the expendable ones, knocked off as a plot enhancer. She should have gone with Harvest Gold. Or baby blue.

    • Scouse Helen
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      I have seen this precise garment on Ming the Merciless in that 1980s Flash Gordon film. Maybe she bought it from Max von Sydow’s car boot sale.

  5. Claire1
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    I, too, thought of Star Trek right away…and realized that had I seen this on a fellow Geek I would have given mad props for being the best of the crazy. However, it’s red, therefore we KNOW she isn’t really a Geek..unless she’s a Trekkie with a death wish…and then…well, that’s just sad.

  6. Sandra
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    Somebody give her Anne Hathaway’s phone number, stat!

  7. Helen
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    That isn’t a cape, it’s a poncho. I guess Scherzinger makes it look about as good as one of those can. They’re just a bad idea.

  8. What what
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    I keep thinking that the hand at her shoulder belongs to her and that she’s come down with a wicked case of Tiny Hand.

  9. Esme
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    It doesn’t help that this particular cape is all kinds of CRAZY.

  10. sarah
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    Who are we kidding? This is awesome!

  11. Vandalfan
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    And this reminds me of the trailer released yesterday, for the new Star Trek movie- “Into Darkness”, in theaters next May. I go to the movies these days about twice a year (Hobbit, here I come, woo hoo!) and this will be next summer’s.

  12. Bambi Anne Dear
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    The couple behind her are obviously more interested in their own stardom.

  13. teal
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    lol “the couple behind her” is james arthur (the guy who just won the x-factor) and a fan.

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