Dear Cheryl Cole:
Let’s take a look at your wardrobe, shall we?
She’s cute, her clothes could (god knows) be worse, but she just hasn’t made a splash in the US (never say never, but it seems to me that the first time they throw the stone in the pool, and it fails to ripple, the chances that it will on subsequent throws diminishes over time. And now I have Squeeze’s “Slap and Tickle” in my head because of that “throw the stone to get the pool to ripple” line, so I’ll stop).
You’ve really got to watch Greg James (BBC Radio 1 DJ) mimic Cheryl’s new video.
I do love Greg James. He’s a riot and this video is DELIGHTFUL!
I agree on all of the shoes…. I LOVE that striped dress, too cute. She actually looks pretty good in all of them except that last rainbow monstrosity LOL! I tend to roll my eyes at her “outfits”.
Can they count as “nude shoes” when her skin is orange?
I really loathe this woman. I’m from the UK and most people really can’t stand her (except her stupid fans) – we think she has no style, has ridiculous hair extensions and she really cannot sing. I.e. she is talentless, ubiquitous, and to cap it all, has a penchant for beating up black toilet attendants (you know, those poor women who have to sit in the bog for hours and put up with ignorant cows like Biffa Tweedy – talk about kicking someone when they’re down!). http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm She apparently also racially abused her but they couldn’t convict her on that.
I wish you would do a post about Nicole Scherzinger though, who is quite popular in the UK although know you really hate her in the States. She is with our British hero, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton and they make such a cute couple. She has worn some lovely outfits lately, as well as her occasional horrors, so it’s a shame you hardly feature her instead of this vile creature.
Here are some of her latest outfits:
Totally agree with you on Cheryl – she’s very pretty but other than that she’s a talentless, racist little thug who’s somehow managed to reinvent herself as the nation’s sweetheart.
We get it, you don’t like her. Which is fine, but if you want to discuss her talent or her character then there are plenty of gossip sites on the web. Here, we discuss her clothes. One last thing… people make mistakes, they learn from it, they move on. Why bring up something that happened 9 years ago?
Maybe because she has never apologised for it?
When you consider she came from, she’s done an excellent job of turning her life around. She is hated unfairly and I’d say the racism claims were disproved when she married a black man.
‘Most people can’t stand her’? Um, I beg to disagree. She’s very popular here in the UK and I don’t know her personally so find it a bit difficult to agree with your claim of her being an ‘ignorant cow’. As has been said though – let’s discuss the clothes not make nasty comments… Chezza as always is a bit hit and miss here! Though I’m liking that she’s being playful with it.
I get definite Shania Twain vibes from her.
Her clothes offend me a lot less than the amount of blush she wears. I know she’s on TV, but dang girl! She looks like she’s running a fever.
Is all that hair growing out of her head? If so color me *JEALOUS*…. the striped dress makes me incredibly happy…but everything else makes me feel like I do when I search through the racks at Marshalls…. “eh.”
I want her hair! Her hair reminds me of Catherine’s (the Duchess)
Apparently, so does she.
I like the striped dress the best! So cute! I also really like the jeans, leopard print sweat shirt outfit, shoes and all. I think nude shoes work okay in that situation. I love the polka dot outfit but the shoes kinda kill it for me.
i am distracted by her hair. it’s so fluffy!
But I highly doubt Duchess Kate would use racist language or assault a toilet attendent!
I can honestly say that I never heard that bit of news about her. Heading over to the links to investigate
I want that leopard print sweatshirt.
Number one is a snuggie. Stripes are nice peak, but then it goes down hill from there. The pink smock is merely OK, but the leggings’ dreadfulness is not overcome by the polka dots, and the rest show a mighty orange woman.
Nope to all of it. I have to wonder what she looks like without the caked on make up. I suspect she could be quite pretty.
Why is everyone trying to make this chick happen in America. Leave her in the U.K. Please. She’s annoying especially when she speaks and has no talent. Please just stop.
The striped dress is cute – everything else hovers between meh and gross. What’s with the banded bottom shirts? Looks like something my granny would have worn. And what’s with her hair? In some photos it looks real (and I can see wearing a wig with visible roots anyway) and in others it looks totally fake.
Last slide = coked-up Rainbow Brite.
COMMENT OF THE DAY!
whoa. that last one looks like she morphed into a shiny pack of fruit strip gum. I rather like everything else though.
Cheryl Cole generally looks cheap and tacky, even when she’s doesn’t need to look cheap and tacky.
that red one, fine??? and that hair?? really???
er no. and the spray tan is gross The hair is aging also. That striped dress however would look rather wonderful sitting in my wardrobe if it came in normal sizes!
The red one looks like one of Cinna’s rejected designs for Katniss.
Yes, oh yes! That’s *exactly* right.
The strip-ey one is fine. Everything else is meh.
I have just realized Ms. Cole looks quite a bit like Maria Menounos.
I got a Liz Hurley vibe from the first photo, but Liz dresses with far more class.