The Fug-Factor


Oh, KELLY ROWLAND:

Honey, just because Beyonce is getting all the attention — AGAIN — it doesn’t mean you resort to such measures as this. Everyone knows you’re supposed to leak rumors of a secret marriage and/or a torrid affair with someone more famous/super inappropriate before whipping out the bra. That’s Stealing Focus 101.

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Comments (17):

  1. vandalfan
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    The color is sure pretty and flattering, but she’s got the dress on backwards. Is that a pick-up in the skirt, or just nasty static cling? And, her bra seems to be down around her waist.

  2. Elise
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    The only thing she got right was the pose. Because really, if you’re wearing that getup, what other pose can you strike?

  3. Kara
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    I really wish she would wear her hair short. She can pull it off; in fact, she looks much better with short hair than she does with this long, lank weave.

  4. Jamie
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    There is nothing anyone can say that will convince me this dress didn’t come out of an “I dream of jeannie” labelled vinyl bag at one of those Halloween pop up stores. Just… ew.

    • Stefanie
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      It would have to be a generic I Dream of Jeannie (probably “I Dream of Genie”) costume because the “Real” Jeannie wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing.

  5. Mongerel
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    $30 OK, OK, $35. Sheesh.

  6. yeahandalso
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    When did she become Neicy Nash?

  7. Fuh Ugh
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    BRA WHAT?!

  8. Anne B
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    Paging Blanche Devereaux … Blanche Devereaux to the white courtesy phone, please

  9. Christopher D
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    just… no, okay? NO!

  10. Infoqueen
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    Oh, honey: put that away.
    Seriously: just put it away.

  11. Mahastee
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    If one MUST have one’s bra on show, one should at least ensure that it fits correctly and will not slide down to one’s waist.

  12. Kary
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    Team Neicy.

  13. TonyG
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    In this photo, Kelly looks a lot like Donna Summer.