I think I’ve seen this before:

Wherever it could it have been? Oh, I know: Hanging off the bottom of my granny’s vanity table, although hers was in pink ( black would have been rather funereal, apropos only for a goth application of a lot of dark lipstick). As I always say, it’s amazing that what works on furniture doesn’t necessarily work on a person. This may be, I admit, due to the fact that TABLES DON’T WEAR UNDERPANTS.

I think my favorite part is how everyone is VERY CAREFULLY looking at her face.