Heather and I got to go to this premiere (with our friends at Visit Britain, and let me just say that the wilds of Great Britain do look spectacularly gorgeous in this movie; why I am not wandering the wilderness of Wales, looking romantically bereft yet with good hair?), and it is my great tragedy that I was in the same room with Charlie Hunnam and somehow did not get to witness his hotness in person. He was always just out of my eyesight, like a sexy muscular ghost. Also out of my eyesight, because he didn’t attend the premiere despite being deliciously hammy in the movie: Jude Law. Also out of my eyesight because I guess I am bad at my job now: MARILYN MANSON, who I didn’t even realize was there until I saw the photos.

[Photos: WENN]