Uh, first of all, I just took a good look at this and…I feel like I can see WAY more of her goodies than I need to see. PS: good on you for wearing boy shorts, Emily.

PPS: your hair is cute, and I’m unreasonably delighted by the fact that your Devil Wears Prada co-star Stanley Tucci is engaged to your sister. I feel like you and the Tuc and your sister and Krasinski must be a fun foursome for dinner.

All that being said, can we please return to the top of your outfit, because NO.  This is what would happen if a Robert Palmer Girl mated with Gozer the Gozerian and then had to go to a funeral. At a strip club. You deserve better.