I know she’s wearing makeup, but seriously, you can’t make skin like that out of spackle. I think… I need to drink more water. Yes, that’s it. Water. And then also see if putting a brick on my accelerator while the car is in reverse will somehow make the miles come off. Are we sure that didn’t work, Ferris?

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