"What up, y'all, Bieb3PO at your service. I speak thousands of dialects but only one tongue, know what I mean, wink wink. ... I'm saying that I am a love machine. Did you get that? Okay, just checking. Because I will keep going if you need me to bring it home OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID... No, really, that is what Selena said. I had left my hair spray in her car."