Fug File: yellow
I always call these things toilet-paper trains.
Seriously, there is nothing more pointless to me than looking like you got something caught in your panties, unless that thing which got caught in your panties is Jon Hamm. Otherwise, where is the design in this? She doesn’t even look like she should be at a fashion designers’ event. This is not CFDA; this is JS:UT, otherwise known as Jersey Shore: Urine Time.
I wish Beyonce would throw her sister a bone. Come on, Bey, do a duet with Solange and give us all what we’ve been craving: the sight of you two, together, out-nutballing each other on-stage in a battle to the pain — Princess Bride-style, but with clothes — for the higher Fug Madness seeding.
Still, I have to hand it to Solange.
When life throws her lemons, she makes casual separates.
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I had fears with this one.
Specifically, when I first saw it, I thought, “Oh, God, it’s like her skirt got tucked in her waistband when she was in the bathroom and nobody told her.” But dammit if Rosario doesn’t look kind of awesome anyway. I love the shoes with it, I think the color is perfect with her skin tone, and the pop of color in her earrings is cool. I never really believe these people when they say, “Oh, this dress is super comfortable,” because I can’t imagine any of these being comfortable when you are trying to drink and eat dinner and drink and socialize and drink and present things and drink and run to the bathroom and drink. But with this, I buy it.