Fug File: wearing white

Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rita Ora in Miu Miu


It’s so generous of Rita Ora to wish us all peace.

Personally, if I’d just been ravaged by a JoAnn’s Fabrics employee with a stapler and a glitter gun, I’d be wishing everyone a quick bout of hysterical blindness.

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SAG Awards Fug and Fabs: Women in White


When Sarah Paulson climbed on stage with a variety of other actors in 12 Years a Slave, they cut to Bradley Cooper for some rando reason and he had the most exquisite WTF look on his face. I am sure it had nothing to do with any of this — maybe he was thinking, “how is it possible that I miss my man-perm THIS much?” — but I like to think he was actually wondering what happened to the rest of her dress.

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Paula Fugton


I’m not sure what it is about Paula here, but somehow she always looks more cheesy than elegant to me.

The word I keep coming to is “unexciting.” The hair is unexciting. The makeup, in trying to be exciting, is unexciting. The dress is unexciting. The studded shoes are mildly exciting but I’m already at a low ebb by the time I get there.  The underliny mini is the kind of tiny and tight thing I expect to see on a waitress at a very tony, pompous South Beach hotel bar, and wrapping it in the netting is more Olympic than anything else. And while I’ll grant that the proximity of the Winter Olympics is super exciting to me, that is not the same feeling as being excited by this outfit. I’m unexcited, and I just can’t hide it. My eyes are both about to roll ’cause I just don’t like it. Oh yeah.

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AMAs Peekaboo Fug Carpet


This outfit is very nearly cracked out in a LITERAL way.

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Fug ‘Em All: White Pants at the Elle Party


Jebus X. Crackballs.

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Fugs and Fabs: White Dresses at the Elle Party


So many ladies, so unafraid of food or drink accidents.

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