Fug File: unauthorized nips

BET Awards Fug Carpet: Meagan Good


There is something Grace Jones-ian about Meagan’s hair now, and I do at least have to thank her for giving me an excuse on our ninth birthday to mention one of the all-time weirdest, most wonderful dressers in the annals of fugulousness.

Having said that, it doesn’t entirely suit her — which may be why she put herself in a gown so slinky and revealing that she looks like an entrant at Miss Body Condom America 2013. I will show you a closer look, but you should be careful, because it’s NSFW: Not Safe For Work and Nipple Silhouettes Forming Weapons:

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Nearly NSFWly Played: Adrienne Bailon


Well, I’d like to thank Adrienne “I Once Went Basically Bottomless” Bailon for reminding me that we have an “unauthorized nips” category:

Although I think this near-nip was TOTALLY authorized:

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The Fugse


“Yes, that’s right, America. Time to get Stoned.”

Sharon Stone

“It was MY birthday, but I’m giving YOU the gift. Just tickle my waddle and call me Sharin’ Stone, bitches, because the headlights are on and I am flashing my brights.”

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Golden Globes Post-Party Fug Carpet: Hayden Panettiere


I think my favorite factoid about Hayden Panettiere is that she got a tattoo on her “left flank” (thanks, Wikipedia) of an Italian phrase that means “live without regrets,” and that said tattoo really is forcing her to espouse that phrase to the core of her being, because reportedly one of the words in it is misspelled. Oh, I chuckled for a while over that one — it’s like when the trend of getting Asian characters tattooed to your person was so popular, and I always secretly wondered if people were going around brandishing them and saying, “It means ‘strong and beautiful woman,’” not knowing that it actually meant, “Dumb ho-basket,” or something.

None of this is leading into me calling Hayden Pantytiers a dumb ho-basket. I do not believe she is either of those things. But I do think she probably wishes she could have this one back:

Hayden Panettiere

What I don’t understand is, how don’t you see this coming just by LOOKING DOWN AT YOURSELF? Like, say, when you put the dress on the first time and then went, “Huh, I’d better put on some nipple shields.” I know flashbulbs are a nasty beast, but this seems SO sheer that I wonder if the naked eye might have been slightly suspicious, had the naked eye been called to work. Instead, the naked eye stayed home and played Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the Wii, and poor Hayden turned into a headline.

Parenthetically, remember when she was young? I do. Technically she still is. But you wouldn’t know it. Fun it up again, Hayden. WITHOUT involving your nipples.

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Fughab


I just wrote this whole post about a picture of Amy Winehouse, and then I realized I needed to put the photo itself after a jump because, in addition to not being safe for those of you with a sensitive aesthetic sensibility, nor is it safe for work.

BEWARE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. (Also: you’ve seen worse so don’t be TOO scared. I mean, a little fear is good. Invigorating, even. But we’re not talking a trip to Downstairs Ladyville. It’s not THAT NSFW. But it is PRETTY unsafe for…oh, just make sure your boss isn’t standing behind you and look.)
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Fuga Palmer-Tomkinson


Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is known primarily on this side of the pond as being That British
Lady Who Needs To Eat And Doesn’t Do Anything Except Be Tan And Naked.

And, for the moment, That British Lady Whose Photo Is Not Safe For Work:

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