Fug File: True Blood

Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Janina Gavankar


Evidently, Janina here plays a shapeshifter on True Blood. (She was also present for The Thomas Jane Affair at Fashion Week, although that is unrelated, yet worth mentioning because it will never stop amusing me.) And, to go for the hacky pun, I wish she had shifted her shape into something else.

Because I can see the shifting shape of her chest through that bodice, and the skirt looks like the VP of Marketing at Kleenex popped by Project Runway and asked people to make wearable feelings.

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I just said, in my head, “Ew, this dress gives me the wigsies.” Now, that means nothing. At all. The SENTIMENT was that it wigs me out in kind of a squiggly, ooky way. But, churned around in my head, it came out sounding like a really asinine episode of Yo Gabba Gabba.

But for real, that transparent section looks alien. In fact, it reminds me of that scene in Alien – okay, Spaceballs‘ parody of that scene in Alien – where a critter pushes and pushes and pushes and finally pops out of John Hurt. Something is bubbling in there. Her torso is pregnant with two slow-cooking extra-terrestrial spuds. That, or her poorly made rubber torso — handy in Bon Temps to prevent supernatural creatures from snacking on her ribs — melted in the limo on the way over when the A/C broke. Regardless: tragedy.

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Wait, when did THIS happen?

It’s Evan Rachel Wood, with a new ‘do that’s kind of a cross between Gwynnie in Sliding Doors and a Bieber. And she is LOVING IT. That jaunty cocked eyebrow says, “That’s right, America. I just BLEW YOUR MIND. Today, True Blood; tomorrow, Peter Pan. Put up your dukes, Rigby. I’m coming.”

And that’s without even seeing the rest of the outfit.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign! Please remain seated until he turns it off, or else I will have to come back there and cut you, and I don’t want to get blood on my blouse. Okey-dokey? The meal today is whatever the hell I give you, cocktails are four bucks apiece and if you ask me to break a Benjamin I will ben-jam it in your nostril and then deactivate your oxygen mask! Oh, yes, I can do that! Thankyousomuch. We know you have a choice in air travel, and we appreciate you choosing Tight Smile Crazy Eyes Airlines.”

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Carrie Preston


I really love this picture:

Carrie “Arlene” Preston and Michael “Ben” Emerson are sincerely so cute. All of the shots of them together looked sort of like this one: She’s smiling happily, and he just looks like getting to hang out with his wife at the Emmys is THE BEST THING EVER. I guess it would be better than his usual day on Lost, which generally tended to involve mysterious bloodshed — even if said bloodshed was often in the course of his character being fascinating. Anyway, I love them. All of his interviews for the past five years have been like, “When I’m not in Hawaii playing Ben, I get to go be Carrie’s assistant!” It’s just so cute. Like Kyra and Kevin earlier today, if they were to break up, I would be legit disappointed.

But let’s get a closer look at Carrie, shall we?

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