Fug File: Teen Choice Awards

Teen Choice Award Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


Nothing makes you feel older than realizing that you have no idea who half of America’s Teen Heartthrobs actually are.

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Brights


Also known as: hey, here’s a bunch of other women who came to this thing! Actually many of them looked cute. Applause!

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Teen Choice Awards P/Leather Pants Carpet: Naya Rivera and Demi Lovato


She is REALLY INTO BRA TOPS RIGHT NOW:

On one hand, she’s got enviable abs. On the other, somewhere in Southern California, Gwen Stefani just woke up in a cold sweat and might be considering legal action for lifting her old school jam.

Demi Lovato also sported some pleather bottoms, although if Naya is dressed for summer, Demi is all ready for the first day of school:

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Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kerry Washington


This is… unusual.

It’s just so random. It feels like one of those celebrity-drawn collaborations, like, I don’t know, the sketch for a Zooey Deschanel-designed Clinique free-gift pouch, or a doodle that Courtney Love did one day after she stared at the sun for too long and then she auctioned it off for charity. It’s not even that I hate it… I’m just afraid that in three seconds it will become animated and all those mouths will start purring at me.

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Teen Choice Awards I’m Old Carpet: One Direction


No. 1: Please don’t hate me. I’m so innocuous. I just want to go home.

No. 2: I call this Huck Finn Chic.

No. 3: Am I in this band? Which band is this? Does anyone want to trade?

No. 4: I totally went blond before Bieber could do it. CHECK and MATE.

Harry Styles: My skin is my t-shirt. I’m going rogue, and I am basically f’ing with everybody right now. Get ready, ladies. My second direction is HERE.

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Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Crystal Reed


Like Nina’s, this is ALSO a shirt and top. Are we ushering out the era of the jumpsuit, and bringing in coordinated separates? Because I can hang with that; they’re MUCH gentler on the groin. Although this one is not terribly gentle on the eyes.

Laundry list alert: It’s houndstooth that got mauled by an actual hound, the pants look too short, it all seems shrunken on her, and I’m not sure about that ruffle:

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Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Nina Dobrev


I know she’s wearing makeup, but seriously, you can’t make skin like that out of spackle. I think… I need to drink more water. Yes, that’s it. Water. And then also see if putting a brick on my accelerator while the car is in reverse will somehow make the miles come off. Are we sure that didn’t work, Ferris?

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