Fug File: Teen Choice Awards

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in Novis


I could as easily see this on Taylor coming out of the gym as on the red carpet — and she is the only person in the world right now about whom that sentence is a compliment.

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Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Chloe Grace Moretz


This is an entire outfit from the Valentino Resort show, except for the shoes – and I think we can ALL agree that it’s a blessing she picked the Stuart Weitzmans, even if we’re sick of that style.

Chloe Grace Moretz in Valentino, Teen Choice Awards

The rest of it is a whole lot of pretty fabric, reconceived as a whole lot of Sassy Matador Groupie Who Hangs Out At A Dive Called The Bull Horns Drinking Dos Equis And Starting Fights With People Who Just Don’t Get It. Seriously, whatever the bullfighting equivalent of drag racing is, she’s the one out there waving the flag, waiting for the plucky winner to claim her heart.

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Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Lea Michele in Fausto Puglisi


She DID just spend a bunch of time on a boat with her new boyfriend, so it’s POSSIBLE that both the tan and the highlights are real.

But the hair LOOKS like a wig she just pulled out of a plastic bag in her attic — the one marked VACATION HAIR — and plopped on her head after a quick back-combing. All of that rolled together gives her a Real Housewives of Cougar Town vibe that undercuts the cute pattern on the dress itself. Which, by the way, I correctly called for this exact event. I just wish I were more tickled to see it.

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Teen Choice Award Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


Nothing makes you feel older than realizing that you have no idea who half of America’s Teen Heartthrobs actually are.

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Brights


Also known as: hey, here’s a bunch of other women who came to this thing! Actually many of them looked cute. Applause!

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Teen Choice Awards P/Leather Pants Carpet: Naya Rivera and Demi Lovato


She is REALLY INTO BRA TOPS RIGHT NOW:

On one hand, she’s got enviable abs. On the other, somewhere in Southern California, Gwen Stefani just woke up in a cold sweat and might be considering legal action for lifting her old school jam.

Demi Lovato also sported some pleather bottoms, although if Naya is dressed for summer, Demi is all ready for the first day of school:

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