Fug File: Teen Choice Awards

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Nina Dobrev


I know she’s wearing makeup, but seriously, you can’t make skin like that out of spackle. I think… I need to drink more water. Yes, that’s it. Water. And then also see if putting a brick on my accelerator while the car is in reverse will somehow make the miles come off. Are we sure that didn’t work, Ferris?

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: The Rest of the Pretty Little Liars


I’ve decided Ashley Benson’s smorgasfug was just an attempt to mute Lucy Hale, who was tapped to host this sucker alongside Darren Criss. Here’s why: a) I can’t explain Ashley’s outfit any other way in words that make sense when strung together; b) I like drama, even when it’s totally imaginary.

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Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Hailee Steinfeld


Hailee Steinfeld is one of those celebrities whose clothes I don’t always love, but whose existence I appreciate. I don’t know her personally, obviously, but she comes across as such a smart, sassy young woman — someone who reads interesting books and would give you solid romantic advice and has a lot of independent outside interests. She’s young, but she comes across like a woman who has her shit together, and we need as many of those as we can get.

Regardless of all that, this is:

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Teen Choice Awards Who Fugged It More: Lily Collins vs. Bella Thorne, With Bonus Schmidt


People wear the same designer to an event all the time, but with something this distinctive, it feels like a strange choice to let these two ladies face off in matching palm trees. Then again, I will remember them both, so maybe the designer is a total genius for doing it.

First, Disney Channel’s Bella Thorne.

If we hacked off the black sleeves, or fitted them so that they didn’t look like a surgically altered sweatshirt, then I’d quite like this. For an event where people hand out surfboards, the whole palm tree/sky/ocean thing makes sense without being overly adorable.

Lily Collins picked a more dramatic version:

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Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus


Honestly, aren’t we tired of this?

The sheer shirt/visible leather bra thing doesn’t really feel all that shocking anymore, or surprising or interesting or avant-garde or whatever it is that Miley here is trying to be. It actually feels kind of over. Yeah, yeah, you’re wearing a leather bikini top. Give me a call when you’re trotting out something we haven’t seen before. Isn’t it time that we look at an outfit, think, “Has Lady Gaga already done this?” and if she HAS, we put it away? I think the answer is yes. The bonus is that this means far fewer people will walk outside wearing breakfast food.

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Teen Choice Fug Carpet: Anna Camp


I will not pull this punch: Anna Camp’s outfit might be the worst thing that has ever happened, and yes, I say that KNOWING we have already looked at what Ashley Benson wore.

She looks like the Big Top at Princess Sparklepony’s Fantasy Twinkle Circus On Ice. And with the netting and the makeup and the bronzer and her hand, she has four different skin tones working right now. She’s human Neapolitan ice cream, with a bonus flavor. That’s too many. I can’t. BE BETTER TO YOURSELF, Anna. You’re a palindrome, for God’s sake.

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