Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

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WTF: Kate Moss


In case you ever found yourself wondering when Kate Moss was going to go Full Crackpot:

Annabel's party

The answer is, “last night.”

[Photo: Splash]

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The Fugra Banks Show


I can’t believe Tyra is returning to daytime TV, in a show that sounds like it’s The Talk mixed with The Doctors. She should call it The Knockoff. (In all seriousness, though, Tyra is mad entertaining at full boar, and I will totally watch it to see if she again bravely confronts her fear of dolphins, or rewards a girl for facing her fear of clowns WITH TICKETS TO THE CIRCUS moments after giving diamonds to a girl who was afraid to put a cookie sheet in an oven).

Tyra Banks at the 'Good Morning America' show in NYC

I also can’t believe she let this happen to her. Why would you ever voluntarily WEAR a shirt that looks like you don’t understand how to USE a shirt?

[Photo: Splash]

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Fugs and Fabs of the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Party


It would appear that when we laughed at Julia Restoin Roitfeld’s outfit, we missed a whole passel of other morsels. And it’s snack time.

[Photos: Splash, AKM-GSI]

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Whatever Fuggerday: Cara Delevingne


Here’s the thing: I am SURE it sucks when photographers hang out near your house. So, sure, fine, tempers flare.

But YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. (And not even a pizza onesie we haven’t seen before.) I have a REALLY REALLY hard time believing you don’t want to be noticed WHEN YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. I mean, feel how you feel, whatever. Maybe SHE IS WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE so that her middle-finger would be impossible NOT to notice, but frankly, they’d have caught it anyway, so… I keep coming back around to, how mad can you really be at people taking your photo if YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE that is specifically designed to make you obvious. Not wanting to be noticed is not the same thing as wanting to be noticed not wanting to be noticed. IN YOUR PIZZA ONESIE. At least delivery is free?

[Photo: AKM-GSI]

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The Fugpendables 3: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


Of all the things this movie may posit are expendable…

… that piece of fabric should not be not one of them.

[Photo: Splash]

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