Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Whatever Fuggerday: Cara Delevingne


Here’s the thing: I am SURE it sucks when photographers hang out near your house. So, sure, fine, tempers flare.

But YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. (And not even a pizza onesie we haven’t seen before.) I have a REALLY REALLY hard time believing you don’t want to be noticed WHEN YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. I mean, feel how you feel, whatever. Maybe SHE IS WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE so that her middle-finger would be impossible NOT to notice, but frankly, they’d have caught it anyway, so… I keep coming back around to, how mad can you really be at people taking your photo if YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE that is specifically designed to make you obvious. Not wanting to be noticed is not the same thing as wanting to be noticed not wanting to be noticed. IN YOUR PIZZA ONESIE. At least delivery is free?

[Photo: AKM-GSI]

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The Fugpendables 3: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


Of all the things this movie may posit are expendable…

… that piece of fabric should not be not one of them.

[Photo: Splash]

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Mostly Well-Played Omnibus: Miranda Kerr


It’s OFFICIALLY the Summer Doldrums for those of us in the Celeb-Watching Business. For example, just last week one of our photo services had paparazzi snaps of Kim Jong Un. Yeah, I…don’t even know. Thank God models are still walking out of their apartments looking well-styled, or who knows what we’d have to talk about and that would be very sad indeed. While I’m basically neutral on Miranda Kerr (#NODISRESPECTTOMIRANDAKERR, I’m just not someone who gets THAT into models), I had to admit, most of these are pretty hard to find fault with.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs at the Vogue Foundation Gala: The Models, Plus An Extra Kardashian


I’m sorry, Fug Nation. Kendall Jenner walked in freaking Chanel couture the other day. She has officially been sorted into the “model” file folder. (I have to give her credit for going out and getting herself a job, though; this has been more than one Fashion Week that she’s walked in. Runway model to me feels less “I’m a MODEL now,” too. You’re one of several, all doing the same gig, and it feels to me more like she’s actually working than if she, say, just ended up being the spokesmodel for a low-level brand of flip-flops or something.)

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Fragrance Foundation Awards


If even the masterclass of modeling that is Coco Rocha is barely making something work, it may be time to regroup.

[Photos: Splash]

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Unfug It Up: Karolina Kurkova


Wow, it’s like the opposite of SJP’s dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS.

Karolina Kurkova amfAR inspiration gala

I’m sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she’d let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write, “Thou Shalt Not Foresake Mascara,” and on the other, “Thou Shalt Not Reveal The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.”

[Photo: Splash]

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