Fug File: scrolldown fug

Fuglange Knowles


Obviously, I love Solange. My love for her is well-documented. I think she pulls off ensembles that other people would look ridiculous wearing. However:

Her skills, apparently, do not extend to those Hefty-bag sweat-inducing pants that high school wrestlers wear to make weight before a match. It’s cool, Solange. No one’s perfect.

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Random Fug Scrolldown: Penelope Austin


I’m not sure how else to say this except: At the Australian Star Trek premiere, this… is a thing that actually happened.

It’s like she’s wearing the break in the changing-room curtain — you know, when it doesn’t pull cleanly to the opposite wall, and someone walks by and accidentally sees you between pairs of pants. This is not a dress; it’s a snapshot of the act of getting undressed. And not for nothing, it’s REALLY SUPER FREAKY. YOUR PANTIES ARE YOUR BUSINESS.

[Photo: Getty]

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Scrolldown Fug: Julianne Hough


Like every episode of Revenge, this starts out just fine — a clean slate — and then descends into madness anew.

It’s like someone sent a white skirt through the wash with a TV test pattern. And I keep being afraid it’s secretly pants, which, if it is, I wouldn’t want to know. I don’t want to blow their cover. I will leave them to their pantspionage and go about my business and try to forget.

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Fug or Fab the Scrolldown Hmm: Diane Kruger


There isn’t too much going on here to speak of, at first…

But… is she wearing boots over VELVET leggings? Or… tights? Or pants? I can’t… I guess one must wear out one’s Snug Velvet Whatevers before Easter. Peggy Post was always so clear about that.

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Fugs Motel


Well, at least her face looks good:

Because unfortunately I suspect she is wearing a bedsheet.

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Art of Elysium Fug Carpet: Eva Amurri Martino


All hail the return of the Scrolldown Fug:

Doesn’t this look so promising? But, to quote Farm Boy: Get used to disappointment.

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