I actually like almost everyone on Modern Family — and I love Ty Burrell, like, love him — but the fact that they didn’t win any SAG Awards at all (finally) makes me think that the show’s Reign of Awards Show Terror may FINALLY BE OVER.
Fug File: SAG Awards
I will give this to Emma Stone: She is a salesman. I hate this Dior dress, but what she’s doing with it up there is as close as I will ever get to not wanting to light it on fire.
It has come to pass.
Do you hear the drumbeat of sixteen equine hooves? Are the clouds pregnant with bullfrogs? Are the locusts synchronizing their GPSes? Because Rashida Jones appears to have NAILED IT on the red carpet. If that means the apocalypse is coming, well, bring it on, because it was worth it. (Note: Offer void in California. Do not rain frogs. THAT WILL NOT ACTUALLY BE WORTH IT.)
Heather’s theory is that Julianne Moore has realized that she is more than likely going to win this Oscar, and she does not want to look back on any of the photos of this awards season 30 years from now and think, “WHAT was I WEARING?” and I think that theory is dead on. Because this is totally great:
Green on a redhead is almost always a slam dunk, but add the beading and I am totally in the bag for this. I am starting to get scared, though. It’s like when your college basketball team is undefeated heading into the tournament. You KNOW you’re going to whiff it eventually — we’re all human — and you want to do it when it doesn’t count, not when all the chips are down (I’m going to mix as many metaphors as humanly possible). Go outside wearing something INCREDIBLY HIDEOUS this weekend, Julianne! Wear a tablecloth belted with caution tape to the Independent Spirit Awards! SAVE YOURSELF.
Next stop: The SAG Awards, coming your way this Sunday. And in honor of that, let’s keep looking back a decade ago to see what people wore, and My, How Things Have Changed, and all that. This trip down memory lane is brought to you by Six Feet Under, Kristin Chenoweth’s extensions, and Jennifer Garner in Target’s Jane Austen Dishwater Collection.
[Photos: Getty, INF]
As usual, this is compiled from the people we liked, with an eye toward how hard y’all agreed with us, of course. Only a few of them really have the potential to win, but it’s worth celebrating that there were more standouts than I expected.