Fug File: SAG Awards

SAG Awards Well Played, Malin Akerman


Originally, I was torn on this. Not because I don’t like it, but because it seems like a LOT of dress for a person who isn’t a nominee or a presenter:

This whole thing sort of looks like she’s a really glamorous old woman attending the opening of the Opera — her hair is so blonde right now that it almost looks white — but, if you really think about it, don’t we all kind of want to look like a really glamorous old lady at the opera sometimes? Why else do you think I carry this lorgnette everywhere?

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SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Sandra Bullock


I love this fabric. I would like to wrap my Christmas gifts in it next year.

I don’t mind Sandra Bullock wrapping herself in it, either, but my gut says it could’ve been done better. Something about the drape on the hips, as it flows into the bow, is bugging me; I think the design (it’s Lanvin) also relies a bit too much on the fact that Sandra Bullock has a bangin’ workout regimen and her legs are so excellent that the slit feels like a gift.

But y’all, this is beyond NAB. This is DAB. It DEMANDS a bracelet. It demands an EVERYTHING. We are at Accessory DEFCON 1.

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SAG Awards Well Played, Oprah


This picture totally pleases me:

She’s like, “what did you expect? I’M OPRAH.”

Frankly, whoever has been dressing O has been killing it lately. This is so flattering on her, and the color is great. Oprah doesn’t need to go gimmicky or fussy, and whoever is managing to resist making her either probably deserves some of Oprah’s Favorite Things. Actually, we were talking about this on Saturday, but can the universe make it so that Oprah hosts the red carpet? I mean, I thinkĀ  even Giuliana herself would be like, “I am fine with stepping aside for Oprah.” I don’t think Oprah needs to or wants to be involved with that shitshow, but just think about it: EVERYONE would talk to her, and whenever they stepped up, she could Oprah-ize their name. “And next, I have CAAAAAAATE BLANCHEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!” Even Cate Blanchett would love it and she hates everything about awards season.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Other Downtonites


It never stops thrilling me when Laura Carmichael shows up places looking delightful, because people are so mean about Poor Edith on the show and in real life. The Untimely Departure of Matthew may have been the best thing that ever happened to her, because she’s gotten a lively wardrobe upgrade and Lady Mary is stuck grieving and walking the land.

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SAG Awards Unfug It Up: Edie Falco


The good news is, I like this way more than the wine bag she wore to the Globes:

The bad news is, I feel like it still kind of looks like she dug it out of the sale rack at Chico’s, and I am not nearly as into Chico’s as Drake is. And yet, I think this is fixable….somehow. What would you do? Fix the hem? Make it into a top, worn with a simpler skirt? BURN IT WITH FIRE? Wait, that last one is too easy.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Women of Game of Thrones


The truth of the matter is, almost all of them look better than they did during last year’s GoT press junket.

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