Are they doing Terminator as a documentary now?
Fug File: Random Fug
Let me tell you, it was NOT EASY figuring out who this person is. Because she was mis-captioned as Rachel Johnson a lot; once I figured out her name was Grace and added “actress” to it, though, I found her IMDb page, which is where I learned that — and this may blow your mind as it did mine — she played Barbara Hershey’s daughter in Beaches. YES. Beaches.
If that makes me feel old, somewhere I think Bette Midler just took an entire jar of Centrum Silver.
Having said that, this is exactly what I imagine CC Bloom would’ve told her to wear — nay, raised her to wear. Although she would have added a wig and given her the stage name FiFi LaBow. Hey, there’s still time, Grace/Rachel.
This lady here is a former Olympian for Great Britain. And while I know there are no laws in that country against flag desecration…
… flag defecation should be a whole different story.
The British Fashion Awards last night were full of poorly dressed people I had to look up on Wikipedia — well, with a few exceptions, like La Schiffer here. If we ever get to the point where somebody says to me, “Who the hell is Claudia Schiffer? Excuse me while I turn to Wikipedia,” then I will know I am ancient and will pull on my support hose and retire to the rocker on my porch, where I will dole out Werther’s to passing children and offer them a shiny quarter to tint my hair blue and pluck my mustache.
Rather than force you to read entry after entry of marginally accurate facts about marginally Wikipedia’d people, I figured I’d put a whole bunch of these lucky guests into one Slideshow of Semi-Random Fuggery and then let y’all talk up the various merits and demerits of the fashion in the comments. Starting with Schiff’s funky number here that occasionally looks like she’s shooting fire out of her uterus. I bet that comes in handy when she wants to make s’mores.
Remember Sophie B. Hawkins, of the ’90s hit song “Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover,” famously used in the 90210 episode where Dylan and Kelly spent the night on the beach together not having sex and then Andrea almost caught them the next day? Have you ever wondered where Sophie is now?
This really only answers that in a literal, geographic sense. Although I suppose you can assume that the rest of the time she’s in yoga class.