Fug File: performances

New Year’s Fugging Eve

Come for the giant coats, stay for the ribbon diaper.

[Photos: Getty, me]


Fugging Ball

Well, this happened.

It’s a cross between Courtney Love, Kim Kardashian, the montage in Mannequin, and The Bumble.

With a genital wallet, which is easier to see once you lose the coat:

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Fuggle Ball

Ah, the Jingle Ball(s). So far, they’re just Dudes Barely Trying and then girls in thigh-highs. I’m discomfited.

[Photos: Getty]


Fuglena Gomez

Well, yeah, it was a halftime show, but it was also only half-entertaining.

[Photos: WENN]


AMAs Fug or Fab: Miley Cyrus

I have to hand it to Miley for an impeccable sense of timing: She knew it was time to take a break, keep her tongue in her mouth, and put on some freaking pants. (At least on the red carpet.) Whether you like the way she did it is a whole other issue, but at least this pony put a second trick in its repertoire.

[Photos: Getty]


Casual Fuggerday: Rita Ora

Saturday is turning into “Oh, yeah, Rita Ora continued to beef up her Fug Madness campaign” day.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Casual Fuggerday: Azealia Banks

I’m not sure WHY, exactly, Azealia Banks looks like the hottest go-go dancer at a Rose Parade Spirit Week Community Hoedown.

But if Scarlett doesn’t turn up in this on Nashville soon, I may have to quit her.

[Photo: WENN]