Fug File: performances
I really wish this were Anne Hathaway, and we could still write parody Les Miserables lyrics.
Because I would cut right to the climax to sing, loudly, “Now I must fug Alicia KEEEEEEYS / Heed, please, the eye of this beholder //’Cause there are PANTS that cannot BEEEEEEEE // and there are wangs we should not polterrrrrrrr.”
Aha, but I didn’t let life kill the fug I dreamed. I just did it anyway. I bet Fantine wishes she’d thought of that.
[Photos: Getty, WENN, My Dumb iPhone]
Note: Sadly this isn’t a Fug the Hellshow of the whole thing; just of what people wore during notable performances. I couldn’t bring myself to go into this again THAT deep, and I say that as someone who watched Sharknado TWICE. So you know this was bad.
Oh, Jessie J, you can stop listening.
Because TRUST ME, you do not want to know what I am saying right now.