HODA KOTB: I look FABULOUS.
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD: You are so CUTE that you’re all out there, TRYING to CATCH A MAN IN YOUR SHORT SKIRT! OH YOU ARE ADORABLE WITH YOUR OPTIMISM. I really ADMIRE YOU.
HODA:…Kathie Lee, we’ve talked about this. I’m tired of the way you constantly rib me for being single.
KATHIE LEE: That’s the price you pay when you CAN’T HOLD A MAN! AM I RIGHT EVERYONE? Where’s the bar here, do you think?
HODA: First of all, I have a very rich and varied dating life.
KATHIE LEE: We all know what THAT MEANS, DON’T WE EVERYONE? SLUTTY!
HODA: Kathie. It’s just us. We’re not on TV right now. We can talk TO EACH OTHER. You don’t need to direct these comments to the ether. Talk to ME. I’m trying to communicate with you.
KATHIE LEE: You know what else men hate? COMMUNICATING. YUK YUK YUK No, where is the bar, Hoda?
HODA: Kathie Lee, we had a deal. You stop making comments about how I’m going to die alone and —
KATHIE LEE: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DYING ALONE MIGHT BE BETTER THAN DYING WITH FRANK AM I RIGHT EVERYONE? Hey, guess what? I think it’s time for a letter from our Facebook fans!
HODA: I have a letter for you.
KATHIE LEE: HIT ME.
HODA: Don’t tempt me.
KATHIE LEE: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH HODA AT LEAST YOU HAVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR TO KEEP YOU WARM AT NIGHT.
HODA: And I look amazing in this dress. I look FREAKING FABULOUS. AND YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.
KATHIE LEE: That reminds me, last night I was talking to FRANK, and he said –
HODA: You know what? I’m not on the clock right now. I’M going to to find the bar. And guess what? I’M NOT GOING TO BRING YOU BACK ANY WINE.
KATHIE LEE: You’ll pay for that KODA HOTB.
HODA: I look forward to it, Kathie Lee. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.