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Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston


JENNIFER ANISTON: I AM NOT WEARING BLACK! Someone alert the media!

GERARD BUTLER: We are FRISKY! Someone ALERT the MEDIA!!! SEXY TIMES WITH GER AND JEN!! YOU HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING? WE’RE SEXY, AMERICA! Please see our movie, The Bounty Hunter, opening Friday, FOR MORE SEXY SAUCY SEXINESS! Our chemistry: CAN’T YOU FEEL IT EVEN HERE?

JENNIFER: Oh good lord, Gerard. You are an inveterate co-star feeler-upper and everyone knows it. We all remember how you were all over Katie Heigl last year when you did that terrible movie with her. This is just my turn.

GERARD: And doesn’t it feeeeel goooood? TAKE THIS BRAD PITT, I’M ALL UP IN HER BUSINESS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? Or these apples? Or…whatever! rRRRRRRROOAAAAW!

JENNIFER: PLEASE, for the love, please don’t mention him. I just want people to STOP MENTIONING HIM. It’s been over five years Let’s stop talking about my ex.

GERARD: God. I was just trying to help. Why are you so cranky?

JENNIFER: Well, in part, because no one can see my dress.

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NAACP Image Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Eva “The Diva” “Pigford” Marcille


I think Eva Marcille, nee Pigford, is possibly my favorite past winner of America’s Next Top Model, though I also LOVE Jaslene. And CariDee, at the time. And who didn’t like Danielle? I loved Danielle — excuse me, “Dani.” Okay, so Eva’s got some competition. But of those girls, she was my FIRST love, and you never forget your first.  And I think I like this:

Yes, she looks a bit as though she’s been professionally gift-wrapped by a very posh department store, but I must confess that I love the neckline on this. It’s so refreshing to see someone who isn’t in a strapless gown, or a one-sleeve. It’s sort of charmingly modest, but still sexy. But I am concerned about her hair. If I may so bold, it looks a bit inspired by the aggressive combing magic worked every day by one Mr. Donald Trump. Take a look:

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