Fug File: Much Music

Fugs, Mostly: The MuchMusic Red Carpet

Kris Jenner’s reign of terror MUST END. Also: there’s a denim pantsuit afoot. At least we have Kiernan Shipka to cleanse your palate. She’s in here. I promise. Just STAY STRONG past the Kardashians.

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Fugs, Fabs and Fines: MuchMusic Awards

Oh, Canada. Here’s a philosophical question for you: If there’s a Canadian music awards and Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t there, did it really happen? Or is the role of CRJ being played by Avril Lavigne, in some kind of Student Becomes the Master Becomes the Student weird switcheroo? Now that I think about it, maybe I want to see an ABC Family movie where CRJ and Avril switch bodies. Imagine what will happen to old Nickelback.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]


MuchMusic Awards 2012 Fug Carpet: What Was Going ON Up There?

You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be?

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MMVA Fine Carpet and WTF Show: Gomez and the Biebs

I don’t know if Selena Gomez is really SELLING this here:

I feel like she’s all, “whatever. Beige. Ruffles. Purse handle straps. Yada. It’s fine. I was in a hospital last week for symptoms that totally sounded like a migraine — terrible headache and nausea — and instead of keeping my mouth shut about what was wrong and letting people believe that, I started yapping about how that all happened because I eat too much junk food, which both sounds like total bullshit and also makes whatever was wrong with me into An Eating Issue, which is total catnip for the tabloids. What was I thinking? Oh, and then this happened.”

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MMVA Fug Carpet: Ke$ha

First, she was carrying around that severed doll’s head, now this:

I’m beginning to worry that it’s not my love that is her drug, as much as it is that drugs are her drugs.