Let’s not pretend we need a reason to do this.
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JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER: I am SUPER EXCITED about my new endorsement deal!
BONNIE WRIGHT: It’s clearly not for hairbrushes.
JCB: What’s that, most precious flower of my love? My sweet little satin-wrapped schoolteacher-looking tartlet?
BW: Oh, nothing! Nothing! What are you endorsing?
JCB: Duh! FAUX TAN. They’re calling it GRINDELGLOW! It’s the Bronzer Favored By Grindelwald!
BW: I don’t remember Grindelwald being described as tan in the book…
JCB: No! But don’t you think, while he was off nursing his wounds from breaking up with Dumbledore-slash-maybe accidentally murdering someone, he TOTALLY went bumming around, like, Ibiza and stuff?
BW: I…thought he was off plotting all kinds of nefarious stuff and raising an army for world domination and acting as a kind of proto-Voldemort?
JCB: You can TOTALLY do that poolside!
BW: Our marriage is going to be really entertaining.
I can’t believe none of you emailed to tell us that, at some point over the last six months, Adam Lambert here fell under the thrall of the Dark Lord and is now acting as his (extremely UNSUBTLE) emissary on earth. I mean, when he comes up to me at the Whole Foods at some point this summer and offers to trade me a particularly lovely clutch of organic radishes for my eternal soul or whatever, I’d be likely to turn him down ANYWAY, but a heads-up would have been nice.
I have a lot of questions about Kellan Lutz.
The first of which is: Really?
Shiloh Fernandez here was up for the Edward role in Twilight, was supposed to be the dude-lead in the TRAGICALLY overlooked Gossip Girl 80s spin-off, and is rumored to be up for the Johnny Depp part in the reboot of 21 Jump Street.
I can see it.
I can also offer $500 to the first stylist TO FIX THIS. Everything was going so well….until we took that sharp left into LUMBERJACKVILLE.